[in a youngish male whining voice]
I know I promised my friends a housewarming party at my new place, but my cleaning lady is on vacation for two weeks, and they will make a mess.
Boofuckingwoo... with that attitude, maybe you will not have any friends to mess up your nice place. I am pretty sure this was a FOF lunch, because a little later...
I sold the small sailboat after we broke up and I bought my new house.
No, I was really trying to not listen. I was reading City Pages, trying to ignore the noise, but i think this asshat was trying to make sure people in the tables around him could hear some of this...
"Wow, sounds like you have a rough two weeks coming up. If you had friends, maybe they'd help you in your time of need."
Asshat.
I'm just sayin'.